Viva La Ember

(via blissed)

everyoneneedstotango:

You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School then college then work, fuck that! And fuck the air force academy. If I want to fly, I’ll find a way to fly. Do what you love and fuck the rest.

movieoftheday:

Mom: Tell the nice lady what you know about babies.
Beckett: Babies like to breathe, and they’re good at hiding it. I put a pillow over a baby. I thought she wasn’t breathing, but she was. She was sneaky, but I’ll try again.

moviesinframes:

A Night at the Roxbury, 1998 (dir. John Fortenberry)

by Michael Kuttler

somethingintellectual:

I say this ALL the time.

FREE WEEZER CONCERT @ FSU

becomes official in 2 days :D

I don't give a fuck how 'different' you are.

You are not better than everyone else because of your race, and you do not get to judge other races because someone called you a spic, a nigger, a fag, a guido, a cracker, a commie, a towel head, a wetback, a kike, a nazi, or a chink. It doesn’t make you special because you were persecuted for your race, orientation, or religion. You still have to treat everyone equally.

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You know what pisses me off? When boys who've only ever driven in video games go on about "women drivers"

thisisacelliststumblr:

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Every bad driver I have ever known has been a female. I’m not one for stereotypes, but this has held true for the entirety of my life. I’m not saying all women drivers are bad, but I am saying every bad driver I’ve ever known, come in contact with, seen, or heard of has been a woman.

The three best drivers I know to date are Adam, Thomas and Janelle, though.

Wow, Josh. LOL.